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Taskmaster - Series 5, Episode 1 | Full Episode | 'Dignity Intact'

Bob Mortimer, Aisling Bea, Sally Phillips, Mark Watson and Nish Kumar give little Alex Horne a special cuddle in this series 5 episode of Taskmaster.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

KOMMENTARE 

  1. princesskaguya2000

    princesskaguya2000

    Vor Tag

    Well that was uncomfortable...

  2. Furycrab

    Furycrab

    Vor Tag

    Seeing the edited version like he managed to get that kick in on the first go was brilliant :).

  3. Keaton Hayes

    Keaton Hayes

    Vor 3 Tage

    As an American, I need to know. Are we all going to be blessed with more seasons of this beautiful and hilarious show?!?!

  4. Chris C. Kelly

    Chris C. Kelly

    Vor 4 Tage

    Hugh Dennis appears out of nowhere, lays the hoop on its side and kicks the ball through the net.

  5. Lexy

    Lexy

    Vor 5 Tage

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="794">13:14</a>

  6. Jason Flay

    Jason Flay

    Vor 7 Tage

    Screw Tiger King, if Netflix wants to crush binge watch shows they need this series ASAP!!

  7. Grayson Carlyle

    Grayson Carlyle

    Vor 7 Tage

    I'm not sure if this was allowed, but if I could, I would've brought the hoop down to the ball and nudged it in.

  8. Discourse Daisy

    Discourse Daisy

    Vor 8 Tage

    “Well I didn’t shit myself, Sally” ngl im actually liking 3/5 of them really well. (Bob, Ashling, and Sally) but I’m not completely sold on the other two yet

  9. A Y

    A Y

    Vor 9 Tage

    I think Sally is nuts

  10. LordKellthe1st

    LordKellthe1st

    Vor 9 Tage

    Sally is as nuts as she is classy as she is sexy. I love that woman!

  11. Benjamin Breu

    Benjamin Breu

    Vor 10 Tage

    Gosh, the show has basically gotten to a point where Alex is to be molested in the most creative ways...

  12. CB

    CB

    Vor 11 Tage

    Its like watching the potato go in the hole on the first throw all over again. Except this time it wasnt taken away Edit: I have been lied to

  13. Samuel Khasin

    Samuel Khasin

    Vor 11 Tage

    Now I can't hear the Taskmaster theme without hearing Bob Mortimer's name.

  14. Drinks 101

    Drinks 101

    Vor 12 Tage

    The banana and the deodorant are in there, use em if you want. -Bob Mortimer to someone getting in his car trunk.

  15. Darke Zheng

    Darke Zheng

    Vor 12 Tage

    I am fully convinced that Mark is just James Veitch with a false beard.

  16. JeremyK 541OR.

    JeremyK 541OR.

    Vor 12 Tage

    Aisling: Don’t sexualize me Also Aisling: I constantly shake my ass 😂

  17. Joseph Kohn

    Joseph Kohn

    Vor 13 Tage

    The funny thing about the "dignity intact" dance is that there is no dignity intact dance.

  18. EY Arcane

    EY Arcane

    Vor 13 Tage

    Bob’s trunk shit made me so claustrophobic

  19. key bear

    key bear

    Vor 14 Tage

    whenever I watched TM, reminded me of Dexter xD

  20. CliffordtheOrangeCat

    CliffordtheOrangeCat

    Vor 16 Tage

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1555">25:55</a> That is quite the scream from Mr. Mortimer.

  21. Geotpf

    Geotpf

    Vor 16 Tage

    I'm so glad I finished lunch an hour before seeing Sally's "cuddle".

  22. Nym Alous

    Nym Alous

    Vor 16 Tage

    That opera singer wasn't bad.

  23. jerrell199

    jerrell199

    Vor 17 Tage

    Yo... I’ve watched this many times. I finished the the series the other day... Sally’s into some weird shit. And I’m not against it. 🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

  24. jose DiAc

    jose DiAc

    Vor 17 Tage

    Dignity intact! Dignity intact!

  25. Gabriel Huff

    Gabriel Huff

    Vor 18 Tage

    I really love that they are all available on youtube

  26. Jesus Herrera Comedy

    Jesus Herrera Comedy

    Vor 18 Tage

    As an American, glad there’s someone on this series that’s actually world famous. Go Aisling!

  27. Trevor Horton

    Trevor Horton

    Vor 18 Tage

    Thanks for the new fetish, Sally...

  28. Benjamin Tassone

    Benjamin Tassone

    Vor 19 Tage

    This was a very sexual episode

  29. Jonathan Burtson

    Jonathan Burtson

    Vor 21 Tag

    It's a shame Greg didn't comment on the bit on the sexy cuddle robot that said "NO HANDJOBS"

  30. Just a ray of Sunshine

    Just a ray of Sunshine

    Vor 27 Tage

    Watching the dude kick the ball into the net the first time was a throwback to al Murray throwing the potatoe in the hole first try.... Should a seen it coming lol

  31. Steffif00

    Steffif00

    Vor 28 Tage

    Okay Sally’s special cuddle made even me highly uncomfortable, I don’t even want to imagine how Alex must have felt 😳😅

  32. molly cruz

    molly cruz

    Vor 29 Tage

    So used to Alex Horn's clever music on 8/10 cats; but this theme song drives me crazy and I cut it off.

  33. Jamie Vassar

    Jamie Vassar

    Vor Monat

    Cannot get over how much Aisling looks and sounds like Zooey Deschanel and I'm sure she gets that all the time

  34. Guy Incognito

    Guy Incognito

    Vor Monat

    Aislings logic is brilliant Task 1= Alex is a pervert Task 2= Time to elegantly undress for Alex

  35. Lexie L

    Lexie L

    Vor Monat

    I’m legitimately disappointed no one pushed over the hoop

  36. etothepi

    etothepi

    Vor Monat

    "Legally, we're not allowed to play it" That's gotta win

  37. Koneko Enchanted

    Koneko Enchanted

    Vor Monat

    I think it's cool that we have similar last names, our birthdays are 1 year and 4 days apart. And I think he's pretty sexy too.

    • Koneko Enchanted

      Koneko Enchanted

      Vor Monat

      @Uku Sibul Greg Davies

    • Uku Sibul

      Uku Sibul

      Vor Monat

      Who?

  38. William Orlando

    William Orlando

    Vor Monat

    But why didn't anyone of them knock down the basket ball hoop

  39. Schade Maghan

    Schade Maghan

    Vor Monat

    Tip the basketball hoop over

  40. Graeme Gourley

    Graeme Gourley

    Vor Monat

    1080P please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!x

  41. whisperingmists

    whisperingmists

    Vor Monat

    I didn't realize Sally was a monster until her special cuddle. Now I know there is a darker side of humanity.

  42. The beatsie boys

    The beatsie boys

    Vor Monat

    The part where Nish chipped the b-ball into the hoop reminded me of joe Wilkinson's hole in one That is before I saw the other takes 😂

  43. urbanbushing

    urbanbushing

    Vor Monat

    @<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="826">13:46</a> it looks like Sally is stabbing Alex in the eye!

  44. Unknown User

    Unknown User

    Vor Monat

    “You want more big boy?” lol All these people are great. Even Nish who used to annoy me I’m now seeing in a new light.

  45. Charles Ho

    Charles Ho

    Vor Monat

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1995">33:15</a> You could lay down the hoop and just kick it in

  46. lightninghell4

    lightninghell4

    Vor Monat

    The woman that waterboarded alex was rightfully terrifying.

  47. Anthony Basmadjian

    Anthony Basmadjian

    Vor Monat

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1550">25:50</a> I wasn't expecting that primal scream from Bob Mortimer XD

  48. Jason

    Jason

    Vor Monat

    Am /i the oonly one picking up the sexual tension between Sally and Greg??

  49. Nolan Tomlinson

    Nolan Tomlinson

    Vor Monat

    Aisling bea is one of the sexiest women alive today I think

  50. Aidan Keane

    Aidan Keane

    Vor Monat

    The 20 minute mark is the beginning of something beautiful

  51. ApostLe

    ApostLe

    Vor Monat

    Aisling Bea is crazy stupid fine

  52. ADragonAmongRoses

    ADragonAmongRoses

    Vor Monat

    I was looking forward to seeing Aisling Bea on Taskmaster. She did not disappoint! xDDDDDD I think Sally was trying to torture Alex instead of cuddle him. HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!

  53. ArleneHJ

    ArleneHJ

    Vor Monat

    Nish’s laugh is my personal 15th circle of hell

  54. Ricky Tenderkiss

    Ricky Tenderkiss

    Vor Monat

    Nish Kumar’s glee is positively infectious… the only thing I want to be infected with at the moment!! 👍🏼 Thanks for uploading these, they’re just what the doctor ordered! 👩🏽‍⚕️❤️😷

  55. Ricky Tenderkiss

    Ricky Tenderkiss

    Vor Monat

    Has Aisling Bea been declared an Irish national treasure yet?

  56. Spaztar

    Spaztar

    Vor Monat

    "Get one item of fruit into the fish bowl. You may not leave or move your chair, and you may not throw your fruit." I'm kind of shocked that no one simply asked Alex to put a fruit into the fish bowl for them.

  57. Manny Suriel

    Manny Suriel

    Vor Monat

    I need to know how alex is not devorced yet

  58. help i forgot how to change my profile picture

    help i forgot how to change my profile picture

    Vor Monat

    Sally looks deceivingly stately and then you watch her stuff chocolate cake into a man's armpit

  59. C. Fitzpatrick

    C. Fitzpatrick

    Vor Monat

    Thanks for the upload. Are you going to put up episode 3? it seems to be the only one missing.

  60. Aiden Argo

    Aiden Argo

    Vor Monat

    HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD IN THE BUTT TIDDY IN MY HAND KISS YA NECK HELLL YEAH

  61. Shining Darkness

    Shining Darkness

    Vor 2 Monate

    I mean...a towel wrapped around the ball is definitely not gloves nore could it be construed as gloves. But really you just tip the hoop over and nudge the ball through.

  62. Gigi Laurita

    Gigi Laurita

    Vor 2 Monate

    If I was doing the last task I would’ve asked one of the audience members to come out my fruit in the bowl

  63. Nathan Tsai

    Nathan Tsai

    Vor 2 Monate

    Couldn’t you just lay the basketball hoop on its side then just kick it through?

  64. Dani MUA

    Dani MUA

    Vor 2 Monate

    I’m sorry... does sally have a food fetish?

  65. kunai92

    kunai92

    Vor 2 Monate

    Sally Phillips has definitely murdered someone and buried them in her garden.

    • SR R

      SR R

      Vor Monat

      But that someone enjoyed it all the way through

  66. Carissa N Leipold

    Carissa N Leipold

    Vor 2 Monate

    Another satisfying episode of Coconuts Hate Comedians!

  67. Eliza Earhart

    Eliza Earhart

    Vor 2 Monate

    I’m genuinely surprised none of them just pulled the boat and swam. That was my first instinct so I guess that says more about me than anything

  68. Jarthen Greenmeadow

    Jarthen Greenmeadow

    Vor 2 Monate

    Therpist: How are you handling the apocalypse? Me: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1554">25:54</a>

  69. Dorth Lous

    Dorth Lous

    Vor 2 Monate

    .... So, hmmm, apparently cuddles mean molest for women...

  70. Graeme Gourley

    Graeme Gourley

    Vor 2 Monate

    Why is this the only episode in 720 when the rest are 1080?

  71. Jarthen Greenmeadow

    Jarthen Greenmeadow

    Vor 2 Monate

    Alex blew his rape whistle on Sally once she started waterboarding him haha

    • Jarthen Greenmeadow

      Jarthen Greenmeadow

      Vor 2 Monate

      Also I dont think British people understand basketball entirely.

  72. Vinca

    Vinca

    Vor 2 Monate

    My hubby and I still occasionally sing "Bob Mortimer" at each other in opera style, like at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2636">43:56</a>

    • Joanna

      Joanna

      Vor 2 Monate

      Sally Phillips turns me on?

  73. Sharon Rose Verstraete

    Sharon Rose Verstraete

    Vor 2 Monate

    Along the same lines as frchri's comment, I have a request/suggestion. Since we are all homebound, can you upload all of the series of Taskmaster? It isn't available on any streaming service! Pretty please!!

    • Joanna

      Joanna

      Vor 2 Monate

      Episode one's always feel like the first day at a new school and I don't know anyone and I miss my old friends Mel and Hugh.

  74. Ptao Tom

    Ptao Tom

    Vor 2 Monate

    Just for the insane laughter while stuffing cake into Alex' armpits, Sally is already one of my favourites.

    • Ptao Tom

      Ptao Tom

      Vor 2 Monate

      Poor, poor alex

  75. Adolf Stalin Nazim

    Adolf Stalin Nazim

    Vor 2 Monate

    This season is a blast. There are three contestants that I like unlike others in which I like only one or two. Thanks Obama

    • Ptao Tom

      Ptao Tom

      Vor 2 Monate

      39:00 interesting nobody thought to lower the hoop

  76. zijuiy wttuy

    zijuiy wttuy

    Vor 2 Monate

    It took Aisling 1 episode to take her trousers off. Lol also Sally's adorable.

  77. Yuck Foo

    Yuck Foo

    Vor 2 Monate

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="2142">35:42</a> lmao

  78. GeekyKaze

    GeekyKaze

    Vor 2 Monate

    This shit's literally saving me from depression. Thank you Horne and Davies, you fucking legends.

  79. Emily An

    Emily An

    Vor 2 Monate

    Fun fact #153: The German word for gloves is 'Handschuhe' which literally means hand shoes.

    • zijuiy wttuy

      zijuiy wttuy

      Vor 2 Monate

      Wow, the most sexually charged episode so far, and it didn't even have Fred the Swede!

  80. Kim Manning

    Kim Manning

    Vor 2 Monate

    Thank you Task Master, really need the laughs!!

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